Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Unattractive phone sex ?


I think its true that sometimes we make our phone sex fantasies better than real life could ever be. However, I know my life can be hotter, naughtier and more exciting than any phone sex role play I've done ~ so far. It may be that I deal with life in unconventional ways.

For example, what do women do when they feel unattractive? Some go shopping. Some eat a pint of Haagen-Dazs Rum Raisin ice cream. Others call a friend to commiserate. I’ve found the best remedy is to open an extra button on my blouse, let my hair flow down, slowly cross my legs, “unconsciously” lick my lips with the tip of my tongue and watch the men around me take notice.

After a long, tiring, stressful day at work I often walk past fraternity row of the local college. O.K., so it takes me a little out of my way, but for a quick “pick me up” between the bus stop and my home nothing beats a group of fraternity brothers going silent as I strut by. They have never said an inappropriate word but I know what is going through their minds. I imagine I can even generate some wood on my better days.

So, it usually starts on the bus ride home. I slowly and deliberately slip out of the “sensible” shoes I wear to and from work and put on the heels I wore when meeting with clients that day. I remove any jacket I may be wearing and open up my top an extra button or two while pulling the front of my blouse away from my chest indicating to no one in particular how warm I am. A quick tussle of my hair, and a knowing smile to the guy across from me (who inevitably looks a bit sheepish for being caught looking) and I am ready for the frat boys. If the outfit is right and I think I can force the guy across from me to cover up his crotch, I’ll add a slow leg crossing with a dangling high heel. I get a bigger charge out of it than he does, especially if he is obediently wearing his wedding ring.

There are a number of large plate glass windows on some of the buildings that I walk past. Just perfect to check my reflection and make sure everything is just right. Yesterday I decided to stop and apply a new lipstick I had been saving for my next “strut”. I had read somewhere that the right color on the right lips just screamed BLOW JOB to any guy who noticed. It felt like putting a cool cherry on top of the sundae.

As I walked down fraternity row I knew I was in rare form. Almost every conversion stopped and certainly every head turned as I walked by. I received a number of “Good Evening” greetings and a number of smiles. But then something new and different happened. I soft voice came up from behind me, “Excuse me, can I talk to you a minute?” I stopped and turned around. A cute guy was tentatively walking up to me. “Hi, my name is Aaron. I’m pledging for this fraternity and I could really use your help. You see, the fraternity made a list of items that pledges can choose from to accomplish. Getting you to come to our next party is the task I chose. You have made an impression on the brothers but they are almost certain that there is no way you would ever come to a frat party.” He leaned in a little closer, checked to see if anyone was close enough to hear and simply stated with eyes wide “I’ll do anything you ask, if you’ll come. Its either this or I have to streak through the library at noon and I certainly don’t want to do that.” I could tell he was serious by the anticipation on his face…….

Now is a great time for you to cum play with me. Our naughty phone fun can start where this post left off .
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